I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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