Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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