i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Randomize
