they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I smell like Dick and happiness
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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