Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
This house was built for laser tag.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I supernannyed him into submission
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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