the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
