VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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