Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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