I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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