I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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