Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
