we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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