Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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