Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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