I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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