i think i have herpe
just one?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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