i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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