i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
areolas are like halos for boobs.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
