This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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