your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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