I don't think brook has ever known best
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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