I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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