Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
