I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
