The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i think i have herpe
just one?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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