You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude i'm inner monologue high
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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