I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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