too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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