Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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