Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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