so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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