hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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