GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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