Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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