So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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