Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
are you so shy because you have an std?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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