So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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