You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
did i walk over a car last night?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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