i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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