No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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