There is no way he is gay with that hair.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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