I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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