i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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