...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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