did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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