When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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