he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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