I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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