Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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