My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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