i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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