You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
