so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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