i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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