yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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