i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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